jeffsoesbe (jeffsoesbe) wrote,

this week's funny spam

Oh sure, it's spam. And it's for a "male enhancement" product.

But there's a certain lyricalness to it, a certain "I am trying very hard to communicate with you, to bring help to you, but I do not know the right words" quality that I find almost poetic.

And it includes a new term to put in the slang dictionary: "aggregate"

Subject: Big instrument drive girls mad

Your wife lived you alone by reason of she had jazzed it with your friend.

By reason of she has always dreamed about huge aggregate.

Dont warry guy. Now you can change your life to the good. Increase your instrument length and you'll forget about problems.

Lots of men the world over have lengthen. Today it is your turn.
Tags: spam

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