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Yeff Shows You How: 3000 calories in a day

How can you consume 3000 calories in a day? Let me show you.



BREAKFAST: whole wheat bagel with cream cheese; grande vanilla latte; 1/2 Hardy Bread banana chocolate-chip bread
LUNCH: grilled turkey and cheese sandwich; curly fries; 2 cans pepsi
SNACK: venti chai latte; 1/2 banana chocolate-chip bread
DINNER: macaroni and cheese; salsa; peas; 2 glasses wine

And I wonder why I can't get rid of the old spare tire.

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