jeffsoesbe (jeffsoesbe) wrote,
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Is that a popsicle stick in your pocket?

Taken from comments on a post by topayz4 and in response to the question for goodness sake, why would anyone have a popsicle stick in their pocket?, I hereby present:

Top 10 Reasons for Having a Popsicle Stick in Your Pocket

#10) The popsicle was finished, there was no trash can around, and littering is wrong.
#9) It just feels goooood.
#8) Latent desire to be like MacGyver.
#7) Swordfight with a rapier-wielding cat!
#6) Spontaneous throat examinations.
#5) Along with change, needed for tiny catapult.
#4) When practicing twirling, a popsicle stick is less conspicuous than a baton.
#3) In case propellor breaks on beanie hat.
#2) I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
#1) The washing machine is going to try to take over the world, and I have to stop it!!
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