E: Check out what I got at school!
Me: That's a pretty huge lollipop.
C: It looks very phallic.
E: What does "phallic" mean?
Me: Hold on, I'll get the dictionary.
I go get the dictionary and open it to the page with "phallic". I hand the dictionary back to E.
Me: Don't read this yet. Wait a second.
I walk to the opposite end of the house.
Me: Go ahead and read it!
E: EWWWW!!!!! EWWWWWWWWW!!!! GROSS!!!!
Me: I knew I'd be able to hear that.
It was pretty funny.