[links] if I could talk to the animals
Five links on the interesting things our animal friends are up to:
- Dog Saves Family From Fire Blamed on Cat. I say the cat was framed!
- Male Orangutan In English Zoo Has A Thing For Tattooed Blonde Human Females. The only solution would seem to be either a blonde wig for the lady orangutans, or a subscription to Suicide Girls for the ape.
- Aussies put moths on menu to solve seasonal invasion (from Inquirer.net). I expect to see this on menus at fancy restaurants within a year or two.
- Pregnant Teens Common Among Dinosaurs (from Discovery News). Apparently, neither "Just Say No" nor dinosaur prophylactics existed in the Cretaceous.
- Mighty Mice Now With PEPCK-Cmus! (from technovelgy). Mice running 5K in 6 hours, with gratuitous picture of Khan (from ST:TWOK) to represent eugenics.
- Dog Saves Family From Fire Blamed on Cat. I say the cat was framed!
- Male Orangutan In English Zoo Has A Thing For Tattooed Blonde Human Females. The only solution would seem to be either a blonde wig for the lady orangutans, or a subscription to Suicide Girls for the ape.
- Aussies put moths on menu to solve seasonal invasion (from Inquirer.net). I expect to see this on menus at fancy restaurants within a year or two.
- Pregnant Teens Common Among Dinosaurs (from Discovery News). Apparently, neither "Just Say No" nor dinosaur prophylactics existed in the Cretaceous.
- Mighty Mice Now With PEPCK-Cmus! (from technovelgy). Mice running 5K in 6 hours, with gratuitous picture of Khan (from ST:TWOK) to represent eugenics.