August 4th, 2008

conehead beldar consume mass

redundant questions asked during the Teen Choice Awards 2008

"Who here loves the Jonas Brothers?"

"Does everyone have a MySpace page?"

(No, I'm not watching it. The kids are. But I can hear it.)

Surprising Fact Learned: Mariah Carey has more Billboard number one hits than Elvis Presley.

Curious Thought: Where will all these kid stars be in 10 years? Headline tours? Cheap explotation films? Big Brother Season XXIII? Washed up and living in a box under the freeway, the subject of a "Whatever Happened To..." show? I wonder.