My apologies (barely) to the practitioners, but a bunch of hyper-flexible spider-shaped women in tight sparkly costumes prancing around with ropes, balls and hoops is NOT an Olympic sport. A high school interpretative dance troupe? A pale imitation of Cirque du Soliel? Somebody's late night dream fantasy? Sure, any of those. But NOT an Olympic sport. And rugby and cricket aren't Olympic sports. Give me a break.