"Jeff Quit your boring job and become a Google millionaire"
"I found you a New Job" (persistent Michael Vincent)
"Your Ticket to eBay Success"
"Get Your Bailout. It's Your Turn."
"Jeff Entrepreneurs, Government Grants Are Available"
"Jeff make over $97 PER HOUR guaranteed ... easiest cash you'll ever make"
"Become more flexible doing Pilates"
OK, maybe that last one isn't as much of a taunt. But I would like to be more flexible.
Back to work.
