For example, methods of calming the baby:
The bottle of hooch is not so great for baby. Might be great for parents at times, though.
You can buy the book at the above link (book at Amazon) and see a "trailer" for the book at the Running Press website. CoolStuff has a sampler of a few more tips from the book.
Buy it for yourself, buy it for your friends!
DISCLAIMER: I have no association with the book beyond finding it danged funny. I'm past the baby stage now. Where's the teenager version?