jeffsoesbe (jeffsoesbe) wrote,

there's a lot of jokes involving "boldly" coming soon

"Star Trek" fragrances boldly go where no cologne has gone before.

Come on, folks! You can do better than that headline.

How about: "To boldly smell the way no man has smelled before."

Let's see your best joke headline inspired by this article! Fire away!

ps - to the cologne makers: "Red Shirt" cologne? Might not be a big seller.

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