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20 March 2009 @ 07:00 am
there's a lot of jokes involving "boldly" coming soon  
"Star Trek" fragrances boldly go where no cologne has gone before.

Come on, folks! You can do better than that headline.

How about: "To boldly smell the way no man has smelled before."

Let's see your best joke headline inspired by this article! Fire away!

ps - to the cologne makers: "Red Shirt" cologne? Might not be a big seller.
prusik on March 20th, 2009 02:56 pm (UTC)
Wow, I thought you were joking about "Red Shirt" cologne. "Pon Farr", the cologne that says "I must mate precisely once every seven years or I'll die", doesn't sound like a real winner either.
jeffsoesbe: picard sternjeffsoesbe on March 20th, 2009 08:58 pm (UTC)
Sounds like these products are going to appear, then die a quick red-shirt-esque death.
Bobyourbob on March 20th, 2009 04:18 pm (UTC)
I think the Red Shirt tagline of living each day like it's your last just might hit a (very short lived) nerve. But that basement line is getting really really really old.

To boldly market like no Trek has marketed before.
jeffsoesbe: sisko arms foldedjeffsoesbe on March 20th, 2009 08:59 pm (UTC)
Yeah, the basement thing was old when Shatner made the joke on SNL. Hell, the US president is (I believe) a trekkie!
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jeffsoesbe: picard pointingjeffsoesbe on March 21st, 2009 01:59 am (UTC)
That's certainly going to be the truth!