Appointment. Come home, boot up laptop. Wait while it boots. Log in to laptop. Wait while Windows starts up. VPN into work. Wait while work-related apps start up. Oh look, work-related software is being installed! Now I have to reboot.

Reboot. Wait while laptop boots. Log in to laptop. Wait while Windows starts up. VPN into work. Wait while work-related apps start up. Oh look, the inventory software is running. Watch laptop slow to a crawl while inventory software runs. Wait for email to start up.

And now, it's lunchtime!