jeffsoesbe (jeffsoesbe) wrote,
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The Future of Software Development Is Monkeys

Actually, Apes. (Monkeys have tails, as we know from the last Planet of the Ape remake.)

Primate Programming has a well-trained staff of gorillas, chimps, orangutans, and baboons ready to serve your software consulting needs. They're dedicated, driven, and work for peanuts (and fruit and bananas). Sounds like it should be a great experience for any corporation needing a little extra help (except for the occasional bout of poo-throwing, but how is that any different from today's human software engineers?)

I'm pushing the company because I've joined the team! I too am now a Primate Programmer! (just kidding, but fun)
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