jeffsoesbe (jeffsoesbe) wrote,

songs deserving a "stalker" version, holiday edition

"Same Old Lang Syne", Dan Fogelberg.

Beyond its regular appearance on just about any list of Worst Christmas Songs, it is also a rather creepy song when you start to think about it. Just a slight tweak in the lyrics and it truly becomes "stalker-iffic".

Start out like this:
"Met my old lover in the grocery store
It was the fourteenth one I tried
Crept up behind her and I pulled her sleeve
She turned to me, then cried."

(You can take it from here. Make sure to mention "restraining order" and "true love forever")

Tags: christmas, creepy

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