jeffsoesbe (jeffsoesbe) wrote,
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this morning's "Really, people? Really?" sightings

Guy in the gym locker room, wearing a towel, enveloped in a cloud of cologne fumes, talking on the cell phone, saying important things like "I got the message. I'll be out of here in a few minutes." and "Almost out of here."

Little old lady, in curlers, flying past me on the freeway in her Buick, weaving side to side in her lane, talking on the cell phone. I guess she didn't feel the lane line bumps.

Professional woman, driving her Mercedes SUV, Corgi dog on her lap, cigarette between the fingers of the one hand that was holding the wheel and cradling the dog, talking on the cell phone. The dog had a look that said "Help me."

Notice the theme here?
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