- Sat, 15:51: Watching the Belmont, wondering what the horse buddies say as they go to paddock - “You got this! You rock! But no matter what, I love you!”
- Sat, 15:57: And now Triple Crown champion Justify gets to retire to a life of sweet oats, warm blankets, and semen pumps.
- Sat, 19:44: Hey @duolingo - I protest! You say “fly” is the correct answer, but ducks LOVE snails! https://t.co/atTnrbSbqs
- Sat, 19:52: Sassy @duolingo dolphin would NOT like this sentence ... https://t.co/NrJwLgANiB
Thu, 12:19: Did my ears deceive me, or was that the Gang of Four song "Damaged Goods" as background music for a jewelry commercial???…
Thu, 22:15: (Tues 27 April) I just solved @ TheAtlantic's daily crossword in 47 seconds. Can you beat my time? https://t.co/EPk52F4zkO…
Wed, 13:05: That last twenty yards ... felt like there could be a little taunting going on there... https://t.co/ynNLCsBMsp