When I blow my nose, yellow goop often comes out.
When I cough up stuff, it's green. I cough a lot. It hurts. But I am getting an ab workout.
It's definitely time to call the doctor.
In other news, writing is slow due to work, household things and general ick-ness. "The Very Difficult Diwali of Inspector Thirumala Naidu" gets occasional brain cycles, but they are definitely slower than usual.